5/26/08 - Written on Back of Napkin
Why’s David Paterson so popular with the ladies? He has a cute glaucoma.
4/23/08 - Dinner Conversation
Zack: If Alex was on death row, would you make him his favorite food as a last meal?
Ann: Did he try to kill me, too?
Zack: No, he just killed someone else.
Ann: Yes.
4/19/08 - Unfinished Blog Post
Getting old. It blows, doesn’t it? I’ve been fighting aging by acting more immature, but the jury’s still out on how this is working out.
Undated - Scrawled on Back of Deposit Slip
Xcuse me? Are you off your meds?
Undated - Folded Up Post It Note
ortho bucks…ipods…needles…eyelids…has mono “i’m not getting mono”…jesus c.s…group discuss…
5/2/08 - Unfinished Blog Post
So Zack whispers to me in church, “That’s cool.” Cool? “Yeah, cool.”
I have no idea what he’s talking about.
“The axe. It’s cool.” What?!
“The axe of the Apostles. You know. They had axes. That’s cool.”
4 responses so far ↓
rooniii // May 28, 2008 at 11:11 am
One of my boys once asked me why the pirates had it in for Jesus…as in, “He suffered before Pontius Pirate…”
Kristin // May 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm
When my son was three he stood in line at communion in front of me. The priest said, “The Body Of Christ” and he yelled out (loudly I might add) “WHERE?????”
Laurie // May 28, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Kristin: In my church, we once had a small child ask, over and over, loudly and insistently, “Mommy, where’s God?”
Undated - Scrawled on Back of Deposit Slip
Xcuse me? Are you off your meds?
So that was YOU behind me in line at the bank!
Paul De Georgio // May 28, 2008 at 8:12 pm
.. so our Governor has an adorable case of a horrible eye condition ??