Holy crap! Did you read about that bear attack in New Jersey!?
Yes, earlier this week a 300 pound black bear killed Darsh Patel who was hiking with friends in the Garden State’s Apshawa Preserve. Reports say that Patel and his four friends split off in different directions when the bear appeared to be stalking them — and when they found the victim, “Officials said it appeared that the bear was guarding the body and may have considered Patel a food source.”
As the old saying goes, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
It’s rare for bears to attack humans, but when they do, Jersey’s Department of Environmental Protection (on their very terrible website) advises “If a black bear does attack, fight back!”
OK, bear, put up your dukes. But maybe you can head off an attack as follows:
Avoid direct eye contact, which may be perceived by a bear as a challenge. Never run from a bear. Instead, slowly back away.
Hopefully, bears are not aroused by the odor of human urine or feces, because there’s a very good chance it will be coming from you.
Anyway, it will be interesting to see if this bear incident triggers some sort of irrational response from us humans. And you know what will inevitably follow: Bear Week on Discovery.