Scarlett: Hey, you see that Cesar Millan is dead?
Rob: No, that was an internet hoax…
Maddy: I hate that jerk! He’s so mean. What’s a hoax?
Scarlett: Yeah, I read about it on Twitter and posted it to Facebook.
Rob: Well, it’s not true. Wait… you have Twitter and Facebook?
Scarlett: No, of course not, I’m a dog, silly. I used your account. You don’t mind, do you?
Rob: Well, actually…
Scarlett: It said he had a heart attack. Serves him right.
Rob: Hold up… you really should check things like that before sharing them on Facebook…
Scarlett: Oh, whatever. So he’s not dead?
Rob: Not dead.
Rob: And don’t post things to my Facebook account when I’m at work.
Scarlett: Well, try logging off for a change. Sheesh… let’s go for a walk.