A Gift for the Dog Enthusiast

Maybe you’ve seen this dog toy called the Humunga Stache? It’s a big black moustache with a ball on the back for a dog to grab in its mouth. When Fido does that, it looks like he has a big huge moustache.

Hahahahahahahahaha. That’s hilarious, isn’t it?

But what’s really funny is when you spot this thing on the rug at 5am, because before coffee and in dim light it looks exactly like a huge steaming pile of dog sh…  ummmm…. poop.

The people who make this thing are quick to point out that the Humunga Stache has won several major awards and it’s great fun to see your dog with a giant moustache, but they neglect to mention how much it looks like poop. And this is not just me just me obsessing over dog poop,  everybody in our house agrees.

Personally, I think this is the perfect gift for your friends with dogs. It will provide hours of mirth and merriment — and it’s not nearly as slippery as the real thing.

3 responses to “A Gift for the Dog Enthusiast

  1. I wish I had found this sooner! I need to call them about expedited delivery – I have 5 dogs who desperately need this ‘stache.

  2. I once handed a kid $5 and told him, “Come back with fake dog crap or don’t come back at all.” We had a lot of fun with that stupid piece of rubber.

    Once, I left it up on a shelf and forgot about it. A friend went to take a book from that same shelf–oops!

    Sure, fake dog poop is crass and disgusting, but it has been around for decades and doesn’t run on batteries.

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