It’s Christmas crunch time, and the hours are dwindling. I don’t know about you, but there’s still shopping to be done — and I’m thinking this would all be easier if I were married to another man.
A man, you ask?
Yes, because if I had a husband and not a wife I’d just go out and buy things that I like. For example, I’d start with a trip to Lowes or Home Depot and pick out some tools. Guys like tools. It doesn’t much matter if they won’t be used frequently, because as collectors of tools we just like to know that we have them. Another great things about tools is that there is something for every budget; you can spend just a few bucks and get something interesting — or if you really care about your man, how about a Dewalt 12-in 15-Amp Dual Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw. You really care, don’t you?
While you’re at it, stop at the beverage center and get some fancy beer — and if you still need something, get on Stubhub and buy some football tickets.
Oh, I could go on all day like this, but I am not married to a man and I need to figure out what the hell I’m doing.