My son Zack is now a graduate of the eighth grade.
It’s a milestone because it marks the end of his tenure at the K-8 Catholic school he attends. All the kids will go their separate way so it’s different than just moving from the town’s middle school to the high school.
The staff and teachers did a great job of recognizing the student’s achievements and time together and capped it off with a nice graduation ceremony.
It was all well and good until somebody walked up and said, “Congratulations.”
Congratulations? I must have responded inappropriately because the person gave me that “You asshole” look that comes after saying something inappropriate. But come on —congratulations on making it through eighth grade?
Excuse me, but what is this, Arkansas —where graduating eighth grade is like getting your medical degree? So sorry if I sound like a jerk but you know what? You’d better graduate from eighth grade. Now go have a nice Summer.