Anyway, I was recently perusing the most recent catalog from Solutions, which promises, “Products that make life easier.” In it are a mix of gardening and household gadgets, doo-dads, and decorative items. In short, crap. Attention Naomi Seldin.
But there on page 51 was something that nearly made me fall
right off the toilet out of my chair: vibrators!
OK, I’ll admit it: just the mention of these items brings out the Beavis and Butt-Head in me, because after all, what man is not 14-years-old at heart? But finding them in the this homeware catalog was… well, surprising.
On the very same page as the vibrators was a product that women might like to buy for their husbands: charcoal filters that you wear in your pants. It says that these neutralize odors when you, “just can’t control a gassy stomach.”
Next time I’ll remember to bring my book, or the latest Land’s End catalog.