A couple of years ago, I snapped the Diamond-coated File clean off of my Leatherman Wave. We wonâ€™t discuss exactly how that happened, but letâ€™s just say the last time the blade was seen it was protruding from a log.
The rest of the tool was fine, but once or twice I found myself yearning to actually file something down. The log incident haunted me. â€œOh, Jeez… if I only had that Diamond-coated File right now…â€
Fast forward a couple of years. For some reason, I ended up on the Leatherman website and read the warranty information:
We take extraordinary measures so your Leatherman product will give you many years of dependable service. If it doesn’t, we will gladly repair or replace it, at our discretion, with one of equal or greater value under our 25-year guarantee for tools and 10-year guarantee for lights.
25-years? Oh, great! But then it goes on:
This warranty does not cover abuse, alteration, theft, loss, or unauthorized and/or unreasonable use of your Leatherman product. This warranty does not cover sheaths, accessories, imprinting, color finishes, cleaning, or sharpening.
Unreasonable is an interesting word — and abuse is certainly subjective. Â Whoâ€™s to say that, oh, for example, chipping kindling off a log is abusive or unreasonable? Really, without being there? It’s not like I used it to cut my arm off.
So off it went to Leatherman headquarters in Portland. I expected an email questioning how I’d broken the tool, or if I’d used it for anything harmful to the environment, but nothing.
Then, about a week and a half after I mailed it to them, a package shows up in the mail. Leatherman didn’t justÂ fix the blade, but sent a brand new tool, along with a fancy sheath to keep it in.
Thanks, super tool dudes. I promise not to abuse it or do anything unreasonable with my new Leatherman. Really.