Who doesnâ€™t enjoy a little Greek yogurt in the morning? Great stuff â€” unless itâ€™s plunging out of the sky.
I was walking from my car recently and I heard something land behind me with a loud splat. I turned to see a container of Greek yogurt had burst open on the sidewalk, close enough to spray my pants leg with flecks of delicious yogurty goodness.
There wasnâ€™t a car or person in sight, and only one place it could have come from: the overpass above.
Itâ€™s astounding that someone would recklessly hurl this yogurt bomb from their car. Any object thrown from that height could hurt someone, even something so soft and creamy. I suppose it also could have been an accident, maybe a container of yogurt absentmindedly left on the roof the car. In case you lost your yogurt Monday morning, mystery solved.
I was in Price Chopper last month and a man began ranting out loud in the yogurt section to nobody in particular. â€œGreek yogurt! Greek yogurt! What happened to regular yogurt? All I need is some regular plain yogurt for a recipe.â€
I pointed him to the case with Stonyfield Farms products. He would not have been surprised to learn that Greek yogurt was literally falling from the sky, that something thatâ€™s supposed to be healthy could come sailing out of the blue and crack you in the noggin.