Unfinished Business

5/26/08 – Written on Back of Napkin
Why’s David Paterson so popular with the ladies? He has a cute glaucoma.

4/23/08 – Dinner Conversation
Zack: If Alex was on death row, would you make him his favorite food as a last meal?
Ann: Did he try to kill me, too?
Zack: No, he just killed someone else.
Ann: Yes.

4/19/08 – Unfinished Blog Post
Getting old. It blows, doesn’t it? I’ve been fighting aging by acting more immature, but the jury’s still out on how this is working out.

Undated – Scrawled on Back of Deposit Slip
Xcuse me? Are you off your meds?

Undated – Folded Up Post It Note
ortho bucks…ipods…needles…eyelids…has mono “i’m not getting mono”…jesus c.s…group discuss…

5/2/08 – Unfinished Blog Post
So Zack whispers to me in church, “That’s cool.” Cool? “Yeah, cool.”
I have no idea what he’s talking about.
“The axe. It’s cool.” What?!
“The axe of the Apostles. You know. They had axes. That’s cool.”

4 thoughts on “Unfinished Business

  1. When my son was three he stood in line at communion in front of me. The priest said, “The Body Of Christ” and he yelled out (loudly I might add) “WHERE?????”

  2. Kristin: In my church, we once had a small child ask, over and over, loudly and insistently, “Mommy, where’s God?”

    Undated – Scrawled on Back of Deposit Slip
    Xcuse me? Are you off your meds?

    So that was YOU behind me in line at the bank!

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