Dammit! Donald Trump took down his blog before I ever had a chance to read it.
Trump turned to blogging after being banned from the world’s biggest social media platforms. Apparently, it didn’t go well.
Since being banned from the world’s biggest social media platforms, Trump turned to the medium that so many millions of people have used when they think they have something to say: a blog.
And like so many millions of other people, Trump soon quit blogging. But why should Trump be different? It seems Trump was disappointed with the number of people reading his stupid blog. See — he’s just like us!
The Washington Post says that Trump was peeved that the paper was pointing out the unimpressive size of his audience. They say:
A Post analysis of online data late last month found that the site was attracting fewer visitors than the pet-adoption service Petfinder and the recipe site Delish. The blog’s prospects hadn’t improved since, even though Trump had taken to writing on it more, a new analysis of online data shows.
Fake news! How is that fair? Obviously, people love pets and food more than Trump.
I just wish Trump had just done the usual thing: leave the blog up and stop posting for months and months. Then he could someday come back with a post explaining why he hadn’t posted anything.
Wish he would just go away
Yes, just go away. To prison.
Send him to Siberia to pound on rocks