At about 1 a.m. Sunday, on my way to an ambulance call, I slowed down to let a deer cross Delaware Avenue in Delmar. It stepped up onto the sidewalk and paused in front of Bethlehem Town Hall, where it calmly watched me drive past.
This struck me as funny, having just read about Bethlehem’s new task force that will study the town’s deer problem and suggest some possible solutions.
What deer problem? Well, there are the obvious things, like the number of deer/car collisions and the damage deer do to property — but also they’re looking at the relationship between deer and Lyme disease.
I don’t know much about deer — certainly not as much as the big brains they’ve assembled for the task force — but something tells me this is like trying to change the direction the wind is blowing. If you read the committee’s web page and the meeting notes you’ll find oblique talk of hunting the deer with crossbows and deer sterilization.
Short of putting up a fence around town, will anything really be effective? Won’t new deer move in if you get rid of the ones already there?
So, here’s an idea: I have read that coyote urine keeps deer away. Maybe we need to import some coyotes — or, because that might not be popular, we could spray coyote urine. It could probably be spayed from a plane, but you’d obviously need a lot of coyote urine.
So, if you think the stench of coyote urine is not as bad as having all those deer running around, there you go. If there’s room on the task force, I’m available for the next meeting.
2 thoughts on “Deer in the Headlights”
Perhaps some of the North Bethlehem/Route 85 coyotes can be relocated to the Five Corners area. It would make the outdoor dining at Swifty’s twice as interesting. Foxes don’t get a lot of respect at the Normanskill Golf Course, but if coyotes took down a couple of the slower players …
The North Bethlehem Coyotes? That would be a great name for a women’s softball team…