If you type the word â€œpoopâ€ into the search box on the right, youâ€™ll come up with page after page of results. Dog poop, cat poop, picking up poop, stepping in poop, throwing poop, even eating poop. For the record, The eating poop post was about dogs eating cat poop.
But friends, this isnâ€™t a story about dogs and cats, the poopers in this tale stand on two legs â€” and wear running shoes.
Stories about runners stopping along the way to lower their shorts and drop a load have been trending lately. mainly because they havenâ€™t been smart about it.
I know a bit about pooping while running.
In my younger days, my body was geared in such a way that Iâ€™d regularly (no pun intended) get the intense urge to take a crap during my run. It was such an issue, that Iâ€™d always tuck a folded paper towel into my waistband for clean-up. Pro tip: Normal bathroom tissue doesnâ€™t hold up well if it gets sweaty.
Unlike the people in these stories, I was always very discreet, and during most of the year it was dark out.
For some reason, the urge never overwhelms me anymore, butÂ nonetheless, Iâ€™m always scouting private spots that would do in an emergency. Donâ€™t get me wrong, this is not an endorsement of random al fresco pooping. The fact is, as much as youâ€™d like to control your body, sometimes it will control you.
Oh, another tip: If you’ve gotta go, be stealthy. Cameras are everywhere these days, and this is not the sort of YouTube star you want to be.