Important Advice For Men #82

Gentlemen, it’s a sad fact of life that relationships do not always work out. You may find yourself in the unfortunate situation of breaking up with someone you’re dating or facing divorce proceedings. If that is the case, you may want to avoid consuming food or drink prepared by your future former partner.

As an example, let us turn to the case of Catherine Kieu Becker. According to ABC News:

After she laced her husband’s food with an unknown drug or poison, he lay down, believing something was wrong with the food, according to police reports. Her husband then woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his penis with a knife. She then threw the genitalia in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal on, Lt. Jeff Nightengale of Garden Grove, Calif. police, said.

The cutting off part may not convince you, but the garbage disposal is a clincher.

4 thoughts on “Important Advice For Men #82

  1. I knew what this post was about as soon as I saw you tweet something about “the unkindest cut of all.”

    Seriously, this is a punishment that should only be reserved for pedophiles.

    1. I’m with you on that one… but I don’t know if that’s enough to stop people who prey on children. I’m in favor of harsher measures.

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